Liberal Ruse

So I learned this week that the whole "birther" movement was created by liberals in order to mask and distract from the real issue, which is that President Obama is not, nor has he been, eligible to be president.

I guess that's right.  I mean, why else would reasonable liberals be fighting the conservative movement to keep things like a woman's right to choice, lower taxes and a cleaner environment?  They had to elect an ineligible leader to make it all happen.  A conspiracy in the making since August 1961.

Never mind that valid copies of the birth certificate have been produced. Disregard the fact that there have been others that have run for president that were not born on actual US soil (McCain is the most recent I can think of, born in Panama) who were never questioned about the authenticity of their birth certificate.

It seems us liberals are just making up shit as we go along, blaming it all on the conservatives and making us out to be the good guys.  It looks like the gig is up.  We've been found out.

So I guess when I run for office, I need to make sure I don't reveal that I was born in the back of a VW bus on the outer parts of Jakarta.  I just need to make sure I keep that faked birth certificate that shows I was born in California ready to unleash on the interwebs.